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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 3
Recordings: sung by Leslie Fish on Tapeworm 2
References: None
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 6/26/88
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The Installation Program has determined that a conflict exists between your IRQ Port Parameter Module and your Cache Initialization Value. Shall the Installation Program reallocate the Motherboard Transfer Polarity Replication Allotment, or shall it adjust the Disk Controller Impedance Threshold? Bear in mind that if you answer this question incorrectly, all of your data will be lost and innocent people could die.
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