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Index of 257 source-song entries:

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Acts of Creation

All Among the Barley

Allu Mari

Ancient Sky

And I Love Her

Annie

Another Saturday Night

Arafel’s Song

Arise, My Love

The Asgard II

Baby I Love Your Way

Baby Vampire Boogie

The Ballad of Kelly James

Banned from Argo

The Bed That’s a Bed for Me

Better Not Tell Her

Between Grass Shores

Beyond the Western Sea

Big Italian Rose

Bird of Gold

Bitter Green

Black Davey

Black Eye, Yellow Eye

Black Lace and Midnight

The Blacksmith of the Brandywine

The Black Unicorn

Blood Child

The Bold Maurauder

The Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy

Boots

Boundless?

Breakaway

Breeze

Bridge-Guard in the Karroo

By the Light of the Silvery Moon

Calm Down

Camelot

Captain Jack and the Mermaid

Carmen Miranda’s Ghost

Cat Maiden

Chains on My Feet

Challenge

The Chieri

Child of Darkness

Clear Away the Morning Dew

The Coachman

Cold Fire

Come a Little Bit Closer

Come Together

Come Ye Knights

Contemplations

Costumer’s Lament

Cranes Over Hiroshima

Creature of the Wood

Crimson and Crystal

Cruiser Dreaming

Daddy’s Little Girl

Dance in the Circle

Dandelion Chain

Dane-Geld

Danny Deever

The Dark is Rising

Darkness Dancing

Dark Visions

Daydream Believer

Death Danced at My Party

Demon in the Dark

Demon's Day, Dark Moon Rising, & Cold Iron

Don’t Ever Call Me Stupid

Don’t Push That Button

Doppelgänger

DRMi

Do You Know the Way to San José?

Dragon Flight

Draw Down the Moon

Dreaming

Drink Up the River

Elf Glade

The Elven Harper

Engineer’s Hymn

Eumenides

Eyes of Eagles

Falling Free

Farewell, Mother Russia

Fellowship Going South

Ferryman

Fever Dreams

Fields of Fire

The Firebird

Flowering Green

Forty-five Years

From Beyond

FUN FUN FUN

Giant

The Girl That's Never Been

God Lives on Terra

Golden Eyes

Goodnight Irene

Grain Train

The Green Gryphon

Greenmantle

The Hand of God

Harvey

Haunted

Healer’s Hands

HeavenCon

Hello! Remember Us?

Heretic Heart

He’s Nobody’s Moggy Now

Home

Horse-tamer’s Daughter

Hotel California

The Hound of the Baskervilles

Houseguests

How Bold

Hyenas

Hymn to the Night-Mare

I Drink Your Eyes

I Feel Pretty

If Ever I Would Leave You

If You Could Read My Mind

I Left My Heart In San Francisco

I’m Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover

Innocence Lost

I Only Have Eyes for You

It Never Rains on Mars

Ivory Rose

Jamaica Farewell

Janet’s Ride

The Joy of Singing

Julia Ecklar meddley

Just You Wait

The Kelpie

Kerowyn’s Ride

The Lady

Ladyhawke!

Lammas Night

Leslie Is Different

Lesson

Let the Birds Fly

Lies

Little Fuzzy Animals

Little Green Eyes

Livin' in a Video

Lola

A Look at Things That Don’t Exist

Looking for Jack

Lord of the Dance

Love of Mine

Lucy in the Sky

Lullaby for a Weary World

Lyke Wake Dirge

Making Love Out of Nothing At All

Mama’s Hands

March of Cambreadth

The Mary Ellen Carter

Mazianni

Medic

Misty

A Monster’s Lullaby

Morgaine at Ivrel

Mount Tam

Mrs. Murphy's Chowder

Mrs. Robinson

Muckin’ the Byres

Murder She Wrote

My Country ’Tis of Thee

My Father Was a Harper

My Summer Vacation

Never Set The Cat On Fire

Nightcrawler

Night’s Master

Noah’s Song

No High Ground

No Man’s Land

Nottamun Town

Ohio

Old Dets to Pay

People

The Persian Rose

Phoenix

Pieces of the Weather

Pirate Jenny

The Prince Charming Tango

The Queen of Air and Darkness

The Rainbow Connection

Ramblin’ Rover

The Rattlin’ Bog

Red As Blood

Red Queen

Red Star Rising

Richter Scale

Safe Harbor

The Santa Monica Pier

The Saucy Sailor

Sea Cradle

Sentries

S.F. Fantasy

Shades of Shadow

Shai-hulud

She Loves You, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Silken Swift

Singer in the Shadow

Sky Dancer

Snakes

Sometimes After Dark

Somewhere Out There

Songbird

Song from the Men’s Side

Song of the Shield-Wall

Spiral Dance

Spirit

Star Circle

Starship and Haiku

Sun and Shadow

Sunflower Love

The Sun Is Also a Warrior

Superlame

Survivor’s Song

Sycamore Tree

Talking in Your Sleep

Temper of Revenge

Terminus Est

Thinking of You / The Cruel War

Thoughts on Strange Visitors

The Thousandth Man

Threes

Til the Rest of the Lights Go Out

Tinker’s Daughter

A Toast For Unknown Heroes

Troll Hall

Twa Magicians

The Two of Us

The Undertaker’s Horse

Union Label

Up in the Loft

Vapor Angels

(various)

Velvet

Velveteen

View master

Waltzing with Bears

Water, Fire, and Smoke

When Giants Walked

Whiskey for my Johnny

Wind in the Pipes

Wings

Winter Wonderland

With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm

Witnesses’ Waltz

Woad

Wolf and Hawk

Wolfling

Words Don’t Cover It

Yesterme, Yesteryou, Yesterday

Yo Ho


And sure enough, the toad is really wrapped around the finger, looking very passionate, for a toad. He is so determined to have sex that he has not even noticed that his partner (a) is not, technically, a toad, and (b) is attached to an organism roughly two thousand times his size. He doesn't care! He's getting laid!
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