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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: None
References: None
Date Started: 1/25/90
Date Finished: 1/25/90
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Eventually your clock radio will be so smart that it will figure out, after having been punched a few times, that you don't really want to wake up at 6am. Instead of sounding the alarm, it will tiptoe quietly out of the room, telephone your workplace, and, mimicking your voice, inform your employer that you're quitting.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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