Parody of “Black Lace and Midnight”, words and music by
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Parody of “Black Lace and Midnight”, words and music by Cynthia McQuillin
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|rice and tofu. I’m a||D|
|man; so are you.|
|the morning after, and the||G|
|ble’s set for two.|
|the dish I offer you, or||D|
|ic and egg free.|
|this stuff a||G|
|lot more if you||D|
|on seeing me.|
|rice and tofu. Proper||D|
|ing is the key.|
|yourself for the pleasure of a||G|
|you every evening in some||D|
|rice and tofu are the||D|
|you’ll eat by||Am|
|ourselves in savage joy as we||D|
|away our clothes.|
|our femininity from our||G|
|gers to our toes.|
|be vegetarian to||D|
|the hay with me.|
|ing hot... like a||D|
Brown rice and tofu were the last things on my mind.
Until I met a woman, and she treated me so kind!
But she left me broken-hearted, and went off to save the whales.
Now brown rice and tofu have become my holy grails.
To make the world a better place, free of hunger, fear, and strife,
We must each be raising consciousness every moment of her life.
We will only talk of politics until the lights go out.
And brown rice and tofu are the things we’ll talk about.
Brown rice and tofu. Join, my sisters, in the fight.
Give yourself to a lover with a healthy appetite.
Oh, rise up and throw your steaks away! Fan your fires; test your range!
Brown rice and tofu are the recipe for change.