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SERIOUS — Parodies intended to have little or no humor value.

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Tanglewood Tree

Eve and Mourning
Blood Child

Pieces of the Engines
Pieces of the Weather

Dedication
Love of Mine

The Moon Is Also a Satellite
The Sun Is Also a Warrior

Blood Will Tell
Red As Blood

Relative Compatibility
Mama's Hands

Liar!
Lies

The Sons of the Saxons
Song of the Shield-Wall

Tinker's Grandson
Tinker's Daughter

A Warning For Unknown Voters
A Toast For Unknown Heroes

And sure enough, the toad is really <u>wrapped</u> around the finger, looking very passionate, for a toad. He is so determined to have sex that he has not even noticed that his partner (a) is not, technically, a toad, and (b) is attached to an organism roughly two thousand times his size. He doesn't care! <u>He's getting laid!</u>
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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