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Zombies Robbing the Grave
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 1
Recordings: sung by Leslie Fish on Tapeworm 3
References: Millennium and “Air Raid” by John Varley
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 2/17/88
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The bride will keep [writing wedding gift thank-you notes] until she has written every single guest; if it was a really big wedding, she may still be thanking people after her divorce (“Aunt Esther, the meat fork is beautiful, and I expect to get many happy years of use from it once the surgeons extract it from Roger.
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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