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The White Unicorn, Part II
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: sung by Heather Alexander on Tapeworm 1
References: None
Song Tags: MYTHOLOGY
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 5/24/88
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This went on for quite a while, with the Technical Support Representative grilling me, courtroom-style, grinding away relentlessly, looking for cracks in my story, trying to get me to break down and admit that my computer was in fact working just fine, that I had just made up this whole wacky episode so I could wait forever on hold in hopes of someday experiencing the ultimate please of talking to a Technical Support Representative.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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