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The Unbearable Whiteness of Clothing
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The Unbearable Whiteness of Clothing Info Get lyrics
Demon's Day, Dark Moon Rising, & Cold Iron Info
Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: Lackey's Valdemar books, e.g. By the Sword
Song Tags: BOOK
Date Started: 3/9/91, 9/15/91
Date Finished: 9/18/91
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Picture this scenario: It's 8pm on a weekday night, and your 12-year-old child suddenly remembers that he has a major school report on the Spanish-American War due <u>tomorrow</u>. ... No problem! Your cyber-savvy youngster simply turns on your computer, activates your modem, logs on to the Internet — the revolutionary “Information Superhighway” — and, in a matter of minutes, is exchanging pictures of naked women with other youngsters all over North America.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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