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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: None
References: Old Starkist T.V. commercial
Song Tags: FOOD
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 11/23/89
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Your modern jet fighter plane does not contain bathrooms; these were discountinued several years ago as part of the military downsizing, which also eliminated beverage cart service.
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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