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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"
Song Tags: BOOK
Date Started: 11/2/92
Date Finished: 1/13/93
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Girl toddlers will work hard to communicate with and imitate the behavior of other family members; boy toddlers will imagine that they are large meat-eating dinosaurs and stomp around the house in their disposable diapers, trying to bite the dog.
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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