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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"
Date Started: 11/2/92
Date Finished: 1/13/93
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And sure enough, the toad is really wrapped around the finger, looking very passionate, for a toad. He is so determined to have sex that he has not even noticed that his partner (a) is not, technically, a toad, and (b) is attached to an organism roughly two thousand times his size. He doesn't care! He's getting laid!
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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