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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: sung by Heather Alexander on Roundworm
References: Recurring story in Something Under the Bed Is Drooling and most other Calvin and Hobbes collections
Date Started: 10/3/97
Date Finished: 10/3/97
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RoundwormThis parody appears on Roundworm

Unfortunately, in modern times the ability to have quick orgasms and then fall asleep is no longer as prized as it once was, especially among women. When modern women describe the qualities they're looking for in the ideal man, the phrase “a really fast ejeaculator” is usually pretty far down on the list...
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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