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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: HP radio commercial
Song Tags: TECH
Date Started: 10/18/91
Date Finished: 10/18/91
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Top appliance scientists are working on a prototype clock radio of tomorrow that will have little feet, so that after it sounds the alarm, it can dart around the nightstand, evading your fist.
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