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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: sung by Steve Macdonald on Roundworm
References: Star Trek's unrealistically humanoid aliens. I hear there's now a book on the subject, To Seek Out New Life .
Date Started: 4/94
Date Finished: 9/25/94
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Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect. This is because the primary function of the government is — and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution — “to spew out paper.”
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