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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: sung by Steve Macdonald on Roundworm
References: Star Trek's unrealistically humanoid aliens. I hear there's now a book on the subject, To Seek Out New Life .
Date Started: 4/94
Date Finished: 9/25/94
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The first human beings didn't need computers, because they had no numbers. This was a big problem for parents, because they had no way to control their children (“You kids stop that! I mean it! I'm going to count to... um... to ... YOU KIDS STOP THAT!”)
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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