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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 1
Recordings: None
References: Indirectly refers to firelizards, which are found in Dragonsong and all the other Pern books
Song Tags: ANIMAL
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 7/85
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