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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: None
References: Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 9/24/88
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As a Technical Support Representative, he probably had spent most of his career dealing with computer illiterates who cannot understand why their computer stopped working just because they inserted a slice of processed cheese into the disk drive. It's only natural that he has come to assume that everyone who calls him up is an idiot.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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