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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 3
Recordings: None
References: inspired by an essay in Computer Lib/Dream Machines
Song Tags: TECH
Date Started: —
Date Finished: 9/9/88
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And sure enough, the toad is really <u>wrapped</u> around the finger, looking very passionate, for a toad. He is so determined to have sex that he has not even noticed that his partner (a) is not, technically, a toad, and (b) is attached to an organism roughly two thousand times his size. He doesn't care! <u>He's getting laid!</u>
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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