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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: None
References: Calvin and Hobbes, Sunday 3/25/90 -- reprinted in The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes and Scientific Progress Goes 'Boink'
Date Started: 4/2/90
Date Finished: 4/5/90
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