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Eclectic Galactic Cuisines
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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: Songworm 2
Recordings: None
References: None
Song Tags: SOCIETY
Date Started: 3/9/90
Date Finished: 3/12/90
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To understand guys, it is essential to remember that, deep down inside, they are biological creatures, like jellyfish or trees, only less likely to clean the bathroom.
— Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
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