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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: "Dark Desires", a song by Cynthia McQuillin with a rather homophobic narrator
Song Tags: MONSTER and GAY
Date Started: 8/10/92
Date Finished: 9/28/92
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So there are many different operating systems available, each with different capabilities, advantages, and drawbacks. Which one is right for your specific needs? The answer is: <em>Whichever one is already on your computer.</em> Believe me, you do <em>not</em> want to try to install a new operating system yourself.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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