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Parodist: Bob Kanefsky
Printed In: None
Recordings: None
References: On one level, this is about Magic's Pawn
Date Started: 11/22/91
Date Finished: 5/8/94
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Today most of us take it for granted that if we urgently need to reach a person, no matter where that person is in the world, we can simply press a few buttons on a telephone keypad, and within microseconds, thanks to the computerized global satellite telecommunications network, be connected with a microprocessor-controlled, multi-function voice-mail machine informing us that the person is not available.
— Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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