Parody of “Star Fire”, words and music by
Cynthia McQuillin
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Parody lyrics ©2025-09-20 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Three men sit tensely waiting for the dawn.
A languid line of light creeps down the castle stone.
The illumination grows
On the casket down below,
Where an ageless, deathless horror will soon be gone.
| Chorus: |
Vampire! Vampire! He’s seeking out more blood to feed upon. |
A thousand men with torches tried to fight.
They needed torches since they chose to charge at night.
Every one he force-fed blood,
Though he be your best bud,
Has become the nosferatu’s acolyte.
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Vampire! Vampire! He’s building up his army with each bite. |
We can use the cover of the sun,
Sneaking in to do the deed that must be done.
And his heart, once pierced by wood,
It is widely understood,
Will incinerate what can’t be harmed by guns.
| Chorus: |
Vampire! Vampire! The quest to save our neighbors has begun. |