Parody of “Rockets of Elon”, words and music by
Lawrence Dean
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He was a good guy
And our ride into space.
We had such rapport
He helped me for sure
Til his swift fall from grace.
Smart and resourceful
With power he had.
A strong way to lead,
All his rivals concede.
Now it turns out he’s bad.
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Vladimir Putin Has just flipped his lid. Who could have known He would ever condone The bombing of kids? |
This wouldn’t have started
If I still had been there —
Which I should have been,
Got robbed of my win,
I still say it’s unfair!
This war could be over
If our leader weren’t old.
End once and for all.
I’d make one quick call.
But he put me on hold.
(Chorus)
He just went crazy!
Large-scale attacks!
Each inch he lost,
Blind to the cost,
He wants it back.
It’s like I can’t trust him
After all we’ve been through.
Though I bore the brunt
Of phony witch hunts
They slandered him too.
He commands generals.
His foes get kidnapped.
He rules using fear.
Why not do that here?
But he suddenly snapped.
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Vladimir Putin Was rude on the phone. Who could have foreseen Back in 2016 He’d turn nasty and mean? There’s no way to have known. |