Parody of “Dancing Queen”, words and music by
Björn Ulvaeus
,
Benny Andersson
and
Stig Anderson
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Parody lyrics ©2025-06-29 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Omitted chorus before first verse since it contains the reveal.
Friday night at a brand new con.
Dinner break and there’s nothing on.
All the panels are over,
No one’s there to sing.
You ate at Burger King.
Now you’re craving a sugar high.
Hometown standards do not apply.
Not a Steve’s or a Friendy’s
Anywhere in sight.
You’re in the mood for a cone.
There’s one place widely known.
Look for a Dairy Queen!
Cold and sweet! Two for seventeen!
Dairy Queen!
Chocolate sundae and tangerine, oh yeah!
| Chorus: |
You can splurge! You can dine! Having as much as you like! Ooh-ooh, ooh, see that swirl, soft ice cream. Dig into Dairy Queen. |
You’re a visitor with no map.
This was back when there was no app.
Ask a guy for directions,
Then steal his dessert.
You’re in the mood for a cone.
Again, there’s no smart phone
To find a Dairy Queen!
Cold and sweet! Two for seventeen!
Dairy Queen!
Thickener made from carrageen, oh yeah!
(Chorus)