Winter Horrorland


Reprinted from Songworm 1

Parody of “Winter Wonderland”, words and music by Felix Bernard and Richard Smith

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Parody lyrics ©12/73 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Tires C
screech
Are ya listenin ? 
On the G
beach
Ice is glistenin . 
C
des
olate F
sight
, a G
terr
ible plight: 
F
Liv
ing in a G
win
ter horrorC
land
.

Gone away 
Are the swimmers 
Who the Sun 
Gently simmers. 
They grumble and sigh, and wait for July. 
Living in a winter horrorland.

E
In 
the meadow Am
we 
can build a E
snow
man, 
And pretend that A
we 
are on the E
beach
G
We ll 
say it s a C
cas
tle made ofG
 snow
/sand. 
And A
make 
believe that D
sum
mer is in G
reach
.

Buses late, 
Schools a-closin : 
All the school 
Children frozen. 
They trudge home to Ma 
And gradually thaw. 
Living in a winter horrorland.