We've Got Privies

Parody of “I Feel Pretty”, words and music unknown author

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Parody lyrics ©2003-06-04 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

We’ve got privies.  Lots of privies.
Drop your Skivvies and let loose and pee!
When we divvy,
All the bathrooms are reserved for me.

There’s the privy.  Do not spoil it.
We’ve got chemical toilets as well.
Like the privies,
They’re designed to minimize the smell.

See the privy hole in that mire there?
What can that repulsive smell be?
Just the privy scent
Of the privy poop
And the privy pee!

This seat’s missing.  Don’t try sitting.
You’ll be ******* and ******** on wood
’Til you’re privy
To which outdoor toilets are good.