A Toilet Training Song


Reprinted from Songworm 2

Parody of “The Bed That's a Bed for Me”, words and music by Alan Thiesen

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Parody lyrics ©9/6/88 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

C
sta
tue s the place for a F
bird 
in the C
park
.
A dog likes a hydrant or G
tree
.
And G7
owl 
pellets litter the C
ground 
after dark.
But G7
that s 
not the place for C
me

Chorus:
F
Bears 
shit in the C
woods
.
G7
Dol
phins pee in the C
sea
.
But F
sit here on my C
toil
et Am
seat
,
The G7
head 
that s a head for C
me
, for Am
me
,
The G7
head 
that s a head for C
me

C
dog 
can make do just by F
lifting 
his C
leg
.
A cat hides it where you won t G
see
.
G7
bird 
waits until there are C
peo
ple to plague.
But G7
that s 
not the way for C
me
.

(Chorus)