Parody of “Breakaway”, words and music by
Avril Lavigne
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Parody lyrics ©8/14/05 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
I went to a small con
At which a band of Klingons
Held a charity auction.
Call it a donation
To the Make a Wish Foundation.
They have what you crave.
The fittest fen in fandom
Chose themselves at random
To be sold into bondage.
If you want to thank them,
Then buy a few and spank them
If they misbehave,
When you take a slave.
(Chorus)
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I’ll count my cash and decide who to buy. I’ll spend what it takes ’til I own this guy. (And I’ll) Make a wish! Find a chance! Bring my change! And take a slave! Out in the darkness and under the stars, I thread my way through the Romulan bars. (I gotta) Make a wish! Find a chance! Bring my change! And take a slave! |
Want a captured guardsman
To make into a farmhand?
Want your car washed by Jedi?
Bed a rebel pilot? Sleep beside a pirate?
Buy two and save,
When you take a slave.
(Chorus)
Six foot five, two hundred pounds!
Better-looking than he sounds!
Maybe I don’t know what he’ll cost me, but
Now that he’s going once! Going twice!
Shout and wave!
Take a slave.
(Chorus)
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I saved my cash ’til I found the right guy. Though you weren’t cheap, you were still a good buy. (Hadda) Make a wish! Find a chance! Bring my change! And take a slave! I can’t resist a spectacular sale. Not when I’ve had all that Romulan ale. (I hadda) Make a wish! Find a chance! Bring my change! And take a slave! Take a slave. Take a slave. |