Parody of “Superlame”, words and music by
Andras Jones
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Parody lyrics ©6/1/02 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
He must have some super charms,
I fell so fast into his arms.
But he’s fresh from his father’s farm
And journalism school.
I pursued him eagerly.
His stare could cut my heart in three,
While staying sharp enough to be
A pumpkin carving tool.
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And now I’m Super Lane. Yes, I have given up my maiden name, And now I’m Super Lane. Whoa, whoa, but it’s my married name! And that’s still Lois Lane To you! |
So, who are you to look at me?
We both know you’ve got to be
One percent as strong as he.
Have you got what it takes?
But then...!
Now and then, I have noticed that
His breath could knock a rhino flat.
The man sleeps lighter than a cat.
My pulse keeps him awake.
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Because I’m Super Lane. And now I hardly know what I became Now that I’m Super Lane. Whoa, whoa, but that’s my married name, And I’m still Lois Lane To you. |
And every night I have to plead
To slow him down for what I need,
Or he’ll undress at super speed.
’Cause habit’s hard to stop.
I just might like a different name,
Like “Mrs. Olsen,” just the same.
No mountain man, but much more tame,
And good to the last drop!
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But since I’m Super Lane, We’ll let him supervise our secret shame. Although I’m Super Lane, Whoa, whoa, that’s just my married name. I’ll still be Lois Lane— Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what’s the shame In being Lois Lane— For you. |