Parody of “I'm Your Moon”, words and music by
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Parody of “I'm Your Moon”, words and music by Jonathan Coulton
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They used us as a symbol.
That’s what I heard.
They think we're a couple
And we’re defined by human words.
Still, as long as we’re going there,
I must point out there's one thing they forgot:
I’m your moon.
He’s your moon.
So is she and those two.
What on Earth would be slippery slopes are bedrock here.
Count on us
To be right here beside you through the years.
They just picked out a number.
That’s what they do.
Unsupported by logic,
Just ’cause their hearts can’t count past two.
They decide what they feel is right.
Never mind that the laws have not caught up.
Seem to find it clear:
Written words of the founders
Can grant new rights with every year.
All the people are, like, so what?
All that matters is who got what they want.