Self Glaze


Reprinted from Songworm 2

Parody of “Elf Glade”, words and music by Meg Davis

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Parody lyrics ©10/21/89 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

About Shimmer , a Saturday Night Live fake commercial.

Am
Cool 
whipped cream.    Em
No
, it s floor wax.
Am
should know; I ve C
had 
three helpings:
F
One 
aC
top 
my G
pump
kin pie,
And E
on 
my cake, and Am
on 
my sundae.

Am
Cool 
whipped cream.    Em
No
, it s floor wax.
Am
Cool 
whipped cream:  you C
ought 
to try it,
F
For 
the C
store 
G
went 
to buy it
E
Keeps 
it with the Am
fro
zen foods.

Chorus:
F
Ice 
and C
air 
and G
text
ured Am
pla
stic.
Em
Fluf
fy as your new upAm
hol
stery.
F
So 
comC
plete 
and G
so 
conAm
ven
ient!
Em
Goes 
down smooth withAm
out 
congealing.
G
Nev
er leaves a Am
wax
y feeling.
Em
Goes 
down smooth withAm
out 
congealing.
G
Nev
er leaves a waxy E
feel
Am

Am
Cool 
whipped cream.    Em
No
, it s floor wax.
Am
I ve 
got some on C
my 
hot chocolate.
F
Make 
you C
sick
.     Don t G
make 
me laugh!
For E
what 
is there that Am
won t 
cause cancer?

! F ! C !  G ! Am

Am
Try 
some now.    Em
How 
disgusting!
Am
Cool 
and creamy C
on 
the palate!
is for?
F
Don t 
you C
see 
what G
this 
E
Is 
your pallet Am
on 
the floor?

Am
Try 
some now.    Em
How 
disgusting!
can spread this
ble legs
Am
Move 
your feet so C
F
Un
derC
neath 
the G
ta
And E
through 
the nooks and Am
in 
the crannies.

Am
Cool 
whipped cream, Em
and 
a floor wax!
Am
Both 
in one, would C
you 
believe it?
F
Now 
we C
have 
them G
in 
one bottle:
E
Low
er fat and Am
eas
y mopping.
F
Li
quid C
wax 
and G
cream
E
top
Am
ping
!

(Chorus)

Performers beware: Each verse uses a slightly different tune for its last line. For best results, do the parody with those same variations in the same places. The chords, however, are the same (E and Am). All the chords given above are from Meg Davis s Captain Jack songbook, which shows the special fingering she uses.