Parody of “The Coachman”, words and music
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Reprinted from
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Parody lyrics ©1991-01-07 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
| I | Bm once | found the | A truck | of a | Bm post | man | D |
| Who’d | E worked | in the | Em wake | of the | Bm war | . |
| I | Bm scav | enged the | A gear | and warm | G cloth | ing |
| He | Bm nev | er would | F#7 need | any | Bm more | . |
| I | Bm found | that the | A folks | I en | Bm count | ered | D |
| In each | E des | olate | Em reg | ion I | Bm crossed |
| Would | Bm treat | me like | A I | was a | F#sus4 postman | , |
| A | F# / E sym | bol of | F#7 all | they had | Bm lost | . |
| Chorus: |
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| They | Bm gave | me their | A let | ters to | Bm carr | y. | D |
| They | E gave | me their | Em hopes | and their | Bm dreams | . |
| Of a | Bm civ | ilization re | A stor | ing | G itself |
| And | Bm not | ripping | F#7 loose | at the | Bm seams | . |
| As | Bm long | as the | A role | meant sur | Bm viv | al, | D |
| I’d | E play | it as | Em long | as I’d | Bm dare | . |
| The | Bm weight | of the message they | A hoped | I would | F#sus4 bring |
| Grew | F# / E more | than I | F#7 thought | I could | Bm bear | . |
| Chorus: |
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| How | Bm long | can I | E pose | as a | Bm post | man | D |
| F# / E Before | they dis | F#7 cov | er the | Bm truth | ? |
| They | Bm off | ered me | A trade | goods as | Bm post | age | D |
| Which I | E took | , like the | Em thief | that I | Bm am |
| When | Bm | flowed once | A more | through the | G towns | on my route, |
| They | Bm ne | ver sus | F#7 pect | ed the | Bm sham | . |
| But | Bm late | ly I’m | A see | ing re | Bm build | ing | D |
| In | E towns | where I’ve | Em conned | a free | Bm meal | . |
| By | Bm build | ing their | A hopes | up on | F#sus4 my | flimsy lies, |
| They’re | F# / E tricked | into | F#7 making | them | Bm real | . |
| And the | G world | never made any | D post | men. |
| G That’s | for each postman to | A do | F#7 |
| How | Bm long | did I | E pose | as a | Bm post | man | D |
| F# / E Before | I dis | F#7 cov | ered it’s | Bm true | ? |





