Parody of “The Chieri”, words and music by
Cynthia McQuillin
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Parody lyrics ©9/21/2007 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Like MZB, CMQ was so skillful in her choice of words that she managed to make this scene sound romantic and magical when it’s essentially a night of mindless, drug-induced sex between strangers. In the wrong hands, it could easily have come out slightly differently and turned into something tawdry. To illustrate:
At the party, silver strobe lights lit the dance floor like a play,
And drunk on Wild Turkey, lightly on the ground she lay.
Her tongue dove like a hummingbird and explored like Daniel Boone.
I longed to be all over her, and feared I would too soon.
Oh, on and on! I’ll wait until she comes.
And though I might unleash it, I swear I’ll not release it too soon.
Her hair flashed in the strobe lights as I gazed upon her thighs,
And glistened with the passion of at least a dozen guys.
Her fingers pale and cool, they were, and I never got her name.
With the ecstasy and alcohol, I loved her as she came.
Oh, on and on! And on, and on, and on!
And though I might reject her, I swear I’ll not neglect her too soon.
At the party, silver strobe lights fight the glowing eastern sky.
The carpet’s strewn with stragglers snoring softly where they lie.
I long to join their slumber, for my pleasure’s turned to pain:
I’m pinned by those demanding thighs until she comes again!
Oh, on and on! I’ll wait until she’s done.
The tenth time I’d awoken, I realized I had spoken too soon.