No Dry Rounds

Parody of “No High Ground”, words and music by Leslie Fish

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Parody lyrics ©3/7/2008 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

You don't need a background check or permit anymore.
Apply for easy credit at your local weapons store.
And since you'll stop at nothing to defend your hearth and home,
Intruders better stay away, and your kids are on their own.

Up to the dusty attic.  Out with a rusty gun.
The WD40 only goes so far.
Sooner or later, you'll get your money's worth.
You may just buy another for your car.

(Chorus)

Chorus: No dry rounds!  No dry rounds!  No dry rounds anymore!
No dry rounds.  No dry rounds.  No dry rounds anymore.

Ain't no ammo here:  you store your guns pre-loaded.
Ain't no barrel here:  you sawed the damn thing off.
Ain't no safety anywhere, so handle it with extra care.
The bullets may fly anywhere, so try not to sneeze or cough.

(Chorus)

Optional repeat:

Up to the dusty attic.  Out with a rusty gun.
The WD40 only goes so far.
Sooner or later, you'll get your money's worth.
You may just buy another for your car.
Maybe for the classroom.
And then maybe another for your car.

(Chorus)