Parody of “Never Set The Cat On Fire”, words and music by
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Reprinted from Songworm 1
This parody was sung by Frank Hayes on Tapeworm 2
Parody lyrics ©1984-09-01 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Parody of “Never Set The Cat On Fire”, words and music by Frank Hayes
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Don’t talk of burning up the cat
Or roasting fire-lizard.
As soon as your friends hear of that,
Your lifeline may be scissored.
And relatives won’t put much stock
In being buried in a clock.
Don’t talk of burning up the cat.
Never filk a song that’s solemn.
That seems rather shabby.
As recommended in a column
Written by Dear Abby,
Try doing work for charities
Instead of writing parodies.
And never filk a song that’s solemn.