Parody of “Mrs. Murphy's Chowder”, words and music unknown author For
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Parody lyrics ©2/17/93 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
Extra verses for an old song.
Won’t you bring back, won’t you bring back
Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?
Smear a puddle on the Shuttle
As a tile grouter.
Star Fleet Admiral James T. Kirk
Used to soak his dental work
In a mug of Mrs. Murphy’s chowder.
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There was ice cream, cold cream, benzine, gasoline, |
Soup beans, string beans, floating all around.
Sponge cake, beef steak, mistake, stomach ache,
Cream puffs, ear muffs, many to be found.
Silk hats, door mats, bed slats, Democrats,
Cow bells, door bells, beckon you to dine.
Meat balls, fish balls, moth balls, cannon balls.
Come on in, the chowder's fine!
Won’t you bring back, won’t you bring back
Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?
She would can it on her planet
When it tried to crowd her.
I’ve been told Jean-Luc Picard
Lost his chief security guard
In a pot of Mrs. Murphy’s chowder.
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Won’t you bring back, won’t you bring back
Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?
It’s unnerving how one serving
Makes you stand up prouder.
Stationed in deep space somewhere,
Odo had a brief affair
With a pail of Mrs. Murphy’s chowder.
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Won’t you bring back, won’t you bring back
Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?
Never waste it in your spaceship
If you care about her.
Nelix nearly wrecked the ship
When he killed a bio-chip
With a whiff of Mrs. Murphy's chowder.
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Won’t you bring back, won’t you bring back
Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?
When it’s storming, feel it warming
Inner space and outer.
Flox’s pet osmotic eels
Only eat potato peels
With a side of Mrs. Murphy's chowder.
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