Loud Italian Woman

Parody of “Big Italian Rose”, words and music by Fred Small

For more information and other parodies, see www.songworm.com
Parody lyrics ©11/19/93 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

She was looking at the paintings in a famous gallery.
There was one that showed a woman nothing like reality.
Who s this idiot, Da Vinci?  she cried out to one and all,
As her broad, expansive gestures nearly knocked it from the wall.

Chorus: I'm a loud Italian woman, and I want the world to see
All the loud Italian women who talk just like me!
You can keep your Mona Lisa,
With her smirk and folded hands.
You won't find a woman like her in the real Italian lands!