Parody of “Big Italian Rose”, words and music by
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Parody of “Big Italian Rose”, words and music by Fred Small
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She was looking at the paintings in a famous gallery.
There was one that showed a woman nothing like reality.
Who’s this idiot, Da Vinci? she cried out to one and all,
As her broad, expansive gestures nearly knocked it from the wall.
I'm a loud Italian woman, and I want the world to see
All the loud Italian women who talk just like me!
You can keep your Mona Lisa,
With her smirk and folded hands.
You won't find a woman like her in the real Italian lands!