Lines

Parody of “Lies”, words and music by Stan Rogers

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Parody lyrics ©9/6/92 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Written in one night at MagiCon, about Disney World. When it was performed the next day, Crystal Hagel wrote a parody, same title and tune, about me, in just minutes. Enough time to finish the song, but apparently not enough to find any of the places that Kanef would scan. Anyway, people who live in crystal houses shouldn t throw stones; there are at least three filk songs with her name on them, if anyone cares to take a shot.

At G
last 
the park is open for the D/F#
day
.
She Em
reach
es for the C
tick
et as the G
fer
ry pulls aD/F#
way
.
AG
noth
er day to stroll around, and D/F#
try
To exEm
plore 
the Magic C
King
dom, underG
neath 
the blazing D/F#
sky
.
Sure G
was 
a humid summer, and D/F#
though 
it may seem strange,
The Em
hot 
and sticky weather s one thing C
mag
ic cannot change.
She s G
been 
all through the park  save for the D/F#
rides
...
Am
Mag
ic cannot D/F#
change 
the length of G
lines
.

Chorus:
Long Am
lines
!  G/B
   
C
   
D
   
C
 
All those G
rides
Have got feAm
roc
ious D/F#
lines
.
Am
Lines
!  G/B
   
C
   
D
Long 
C
lines
!
So G
man
y lines there in that park,
The A
plac
es you embark are all deC
sign
ed
For D/F#
half
-an-hour G
guys
.   D
 
Am
      
G/B
     
C
     
D
     
C