Leslie Is Different


Reprinted from Songworm 3

Parody of “Leslie Is Different”, words and music by Fred Small

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Parody lyrics ©2/26/88 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

The D
goph
er brought the message up to A
Con
-Ops
That s the E
room 
where conventions are A
run
.
DFirst day of panels had gone F#m
smooth
ly.
Now the D
first 
night of filking had beE
gun
.

And the D
clerk 
at the fancy high-rise A
Hil
ton
Said  We ve got a E
la
dy here with a A
knife
.
She D
slug
ged our bellboy for F#m
drop
ping her guitar,
And she D
threat
ened the poor fellow with his E
life
.

And we reD
mem
bered the big sci-fi conA
ven
tion,
All you C#m
peo
ple with odd manners and D
dress
E
...
We A
won
der, is this C#m
two
-fisted D
wo
man one of E
yours
?
And D
God 
help the E
fen
,  cause they said  A
Yes
.

They said,

Chorus:
D
Les
lie is A
diff
erent
From B7
ev
eryone in the E
world
.
She s kinda D
nas
ty.  Kinda A
friend
ly.
Kinda F#m
touch
y.  Kinda E
tough
.
She s kinda D
mean
.  She s kinda A
gen
tle.
She s just E
Les
lie   
That s quite enA
ough
!