It Never Rains...


Reprinted from Songworm 3

Parody of “It Never Rains on Mars”, words and music by Mistie Joyce

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Parody lyrics ©10/16/90 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Copyright © 1990 by Bob Kanefsky (Firebird Arts and Music Inc.)

When Peter Thiesen did this at .ConChord 6, a stupid pun occurred to me. Instead of making the pun when he finished the song, I decided to build a short parody around it.

The Am
clouds 
are gray and stormy, as the Dm
people 
scurry Am
by
,
And Am
Kath
y, Nick, and Casey are the Dm
onl
y ones still E
dry
.
Dm
No 
one stops to Am
not
ice, as they Dm
hur
ry to their E
cars
:
She Am
car
ries no umbrella, yet it E
nev
er rains on Am
Mars
.