Parody of “And I Love Her”, words and music by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

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Parody lyrics ©11/14/95 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Inspired by Alta Brewer s description of her iguana.

I give him all my gloves, for him to woo.
And if he clawed my glove,
I d give him two.
My iguana.

Chorus: A glove like mine
Will never tear
No matter where he may nibble.

He gnaws its fingertips, so tenderly.
Those little holes and rips
Won t be on me.
Like they might have.


Dark are his eyes that shine.  Green is his hide.
He knows no glove of mine
Has ever died.
Or got pregnant.