Parody of “I Drink Your Eyes”, words and music by
Kathy Mar
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Parody lyrics ©12/4/88 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.
I kiss your eye, while aiming for your lips.
You always move your head too soon, and my mouth slips.
And in the rented room, the timeless dance begins--
Right into furniture, on which I bang my shins.
I bite your nose. At least I'm getting warm.
The springs complain; I'm crushed beneath your form.
I'm like a butterfly that's pinned beneath your thumb.
I squirm to free myself, before my arm goes numb.
Sandpaper chin,
Rough on the skin,
Rests where it should
Never have been.
Sandpaper cheek,
Equally smarts,
Brushing against
Sensitive parts.
I find your mouth. Excitement starts to grow.
My pulse begins to race -- and yours to slow.
Your dance is out of step; you've trampled on my need.
You always finish first, each time you try to lead!
I cup your face, to make sure you hold still.
If you won't finish what we started, then I will.
I'm on the brink of bliss, when suddenly I know:
Back in the kitchenette, I left the stove aglow...