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Mutant man squeezes through a vent,
Tracking his fourth victim by his scent.
As he flees down a narrow hole,
Eating all their livers is his goal.
Agents come, following a file.
Turned away by stuff that smells like bile.
Though the judge orders his release,
Mulder knows the man’s a mutant beast.
Fox Mulder’s sister disappeared,
So he’s sure the cause was something weird.
Fox Mulder’s colleagues disagree.
Clearly there’s a vast conspiracy.
Personnel wants to fire Fox.
Agents should not think outside the box.
OMB cringes at the cost:
Just how many cell phones has he lost?
Rental cars often not returned.
Laptops lost when hotel rooms were burned.
Dry-cleaned suits, soiled in a lair.
Travel to Tunguska at full fare.
Mr. X takes the agent in.
Tells him the invasion will begin.
Secret plans, ugly, dark, and deep.
Mulder’s mother kills herself to keep.
Mangled forms move in every tank.
Do we have conspirators to thank?
Infants jarred, pickled, dried or fresh.
Alien and human have been meshed.
He can’t rest ’til his sister’s found.
Sampled cells show somewhere she’s around.
Though he knows he lacks solid proof,
Time and time again he finds the truth:
Psychopath murdered one more girl.
Aliens had snatched her from this world.
Killer bees, tended in the wild.
Why’s Fox Mulder’s sister still a child?
Smoking Man used her for a test.
Friendly spirits laid her soul to rest.
Raised by spies, now she’s fully grown.
Then again, that might have been a clone.
Reproduced, whether part or whole.
Killed to fill some governmental goal.
What's the truth? Is it time to grieve?
Pick which answer you want to believe.