Don't Want to Shake Your Hand

Parody of “I Want to Hold Your Hand”, words and music by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

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Parody lyrics ©2020-09-05 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Oh, may I tell you something
I hope you’ll understand?
I might have caught something.
Don’t wanna shake your hand!

Chorus: Don’t wanna shake your hand!
Don’t wanna shake your hand!

And please don’t touch me
Or get near me inside.
When all those millions are infected
And some died.
And some died!
And some died!

Or you might have something.
I hope you’ll understand.
If I fear that something.
Don’t wanna shake your hand!

Chorus: Don’t wanna shake your hand!
Don’t wanna shake your hand!
Don’t wanna shake your hand!