Don't Ever Call Me Chicken

Parody of “Don't Ever Call Me Stupid”, words and music by Brenda Sutton

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Parody lyrics ©9/7/90 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Copyright © 1990 by Bob Kanefsky (Firebird Arts and Music Inc.)

Best appreciated by those who are familiar with gay male slang, Back to the Future II and III, and Brenda~Sutton’s songs.

You say,  Don’t ever call me chicken.
But you’re chicken, boy, as anyone can see.
Minor,   juvenile,  and  jail bait
Would also fit you to a T.
You are such a handsome boy, you’re your mother’s pride and joy;
But with time and all the time you’re spending in it,
You’ve been aging overnight, to my sorrow and delight.
You look less like a chicken every minute.