Parody of “Don't Ever Call Me Stupid”, words and music by
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Parody of “Don't Ever Call Me Stupid”, words and music by Brenda Sutton
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Copyright © 1990 by Bob Kanefsky (Firebird Arts and Music Inc.)
Best appreciated by those who are familiar with gay male slang, Back to the Future II and III, and Brenda~Sutton s songs.
You say, Don t ever call me chicken.
But you re chicken, boy, as anyone can see.
Minor, juvenile, and jail bait
Would also fit you to a T.
You are such a handsome boy, you re your mother s pride and joy;
But with time and all the time you re spending in it,
You ve been aging overnight, to my sorrow and delight.
You look less like a chicken every minute.