Calamari

Parody of “Allu Mari”, words by Catherine Madsen , music unknown author

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Parody lyrics ©3/28/2007 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Giant squid, giant squid from the oceans,
Rise up and challenge these hominids  notions.
Deeply held, their beliefs yet remain lies.
We are their equal in age and in brain size.

Calamari, calamari! Maki sashimi wrapped up in nori.

Life itself would these humans deny us,
And wrapped in batter, they seek to deep fry us.
Calamari!  Architeuthis!
Take arms against them.  Do not let them do this.

Calamari, calamari! Maki sashimi wrapped up in nori.

Calamari, sushi sashimi.
Tempura, washabi, crispy and creamy.
Calamari a la plancha,
Teuthoidea, Vampyromorpha.

Calamari, calamari! Maki sashimi wrapped up in nori.