Baby I Love Your Whey

Parody of “Baby I Love Your Way”, words and music by Allen Collins and Ronald Vanzant

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Parody lyrics ©9/25/2007 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

Cables grow so long with greatest ease
As I m crawling across the wall.
Somewhere, someone s eating cottage cheese
Far away from the nursery.
I don t hesitate.   Cause those bugs won t wait.

(Chorus)

Chorus: Oo, baby I love your whey.  Whatcha say?
I m too small to be in the way, anyway.
Gonna land in your curds and whey.

My body glows with eerie, greenish dyes
With the help of some fireflies.
I knew I would absorb their light that shines, then ebbs
When I eat them out of my webs.
I don t hesitate.   Cause those bugs won t wait.

(Chorus)

I can see the horror in your eyes.
I m descending and land beside.
Flies are laying eggs inside your bowl.
Wish I could store them for out of season.
I don t hesitate.   Cause those bugs won t wait.

(Chorus)