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Parody of “Do­Re­Me” , words by Oscar Hammerstein II , music by Richard Rodgers

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Parody lyrics ©1/17/93 by Bob Kanefsky. All rights reserved. The copyright of the original lyrics and music remain with the holder(s) of the original copyright.

“Bitch”: a dog, a female dog.
“Come”: the opposite of go.
“Dick”:  a name, to call a man.
“Hump”: a thing that camels grow.

“Screw”:  a nail that has a thread.
“Balls”:  the things that pitchers pitch.
“Hoar”: with gray hair on the head.
Which will bring us back to “bitch”.