Parody of “Maria (West Side Story)”, words by Stephen Sondheim , music by Leonard Bernstein

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Don’t try this at home! Actually, my original idea was to program some routines that would respond to some of the lines after the name, but Alexa refuses to cooperate in initial rehearsals, apparently getting desensitized to the name. Besides, I’m worried Amazon will release a software upgrade just before the first time I do it in front of other people.

The most powerful sound I’ve ever heard.
(Alexa, Alexa, Alexa)
All of the digital skills in the world in a single word.
(Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa)

Alexa! I bought a device with Alexa.
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same to me.

Alexa!  I own a device with Alexa.
And suddenly I’ve found
How powerful a sound can be!

Say it once, and the lights turn heather.
Say it twice, and get news, sports and weather.
Alexa: The best gadget ever: Alexa.

Alexa, Alexa,
Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa

Say it once, there’s free music playing.
Say it twice, and you may end up paying.
Alexa:  Be careful when saying Alexa.

The most dangerous sound I ever heard: