He would make five Calvins to change the lightbulb while he stayed upstairs
and read comic books:
One to spend an hour arguing with his mom and threatening to sue over child labor
law violations, one to play on his sled, one to build a snowman, one to dispute his
dad's claim that changing lightbulbs builds character, and one to change it (with a
duplicate of Hobbes to give him a boost).
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