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And sure enough, the toad is really wrapped around the finger, looking very passionate,
for a toad. He is so determined to have sex that he has not even noticed that his partner
(a) is not, technically, a toad, and (b) is attached to an organism roughly two thousand
times his size. He doesn't care! He's getting laid!
—
Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
Bob Kanefsky ~